this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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