is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
My life is pants optional.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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