so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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