Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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