am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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