Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
a search helicopter?!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
