Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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