D3 body, D1 cock
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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