idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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