Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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