omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
4 words: hood of his car
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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