But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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