He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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