I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you win again, gameday.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
