Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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