How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We left the knife in your bed.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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