doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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