U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Four minutes until I can fart!
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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