Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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