Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Jimmy John's.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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