im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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