i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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