Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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