do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
NoShamevember. You game?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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