hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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