Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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