the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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