the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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