do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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