How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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