can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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