dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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