fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
My brain says no but my pants say off.
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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