Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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