I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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