So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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