i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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