hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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