Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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