Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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