and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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