Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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