Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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