if i died would you start the facebook group?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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