Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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