I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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