we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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