I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Randomize
