her vagine was all disorganized.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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