worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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