Don't you send me to vm
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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