you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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