Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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