i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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