I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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