I will die if light touches me.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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