you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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